Thursday, April 21, 2011

Pinoy Jokes at mga Kasabihan

Girl: alam m para kng bisyo.
Boy:(kilig) dhl nd m aq maiwasan?
Girl: nd n0h.! Dhl cnisira m buhay q.!!

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Bkit d mu
subukang
ipa-bloOd test
ako



Ng mlaman






mOng..







ikw ang
Type kO..hahaha
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TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?

ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

TATAY: (tulala)

,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha

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My 2 sister n hnahbol ng rapis until umbot cla s isng kanto...

Sr1:sister dun k s kaliwa ako nlng papahabol!

Nkatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. S simbhan..

Sr2: sister! Bkt wla kang palda!
Sr1: sinadya kong mgphbol sister!
Sr2:ano?! Bkt? Sn n ung rapis? Anu ginwa nyo?
Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!
Sr2: ha?! O tapos?
Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!
Sr2: nku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??
Sr1: xempre tumakbo n ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng wlang palda kesa s lalaking nakbba ang pantalon!

Haha! Kala mu green noh?

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gwapo ngtxt: labs, paload nman P100.

bakla: ok!
(ngmmadling mghanap ng loading area)

bakla: narceive mo na labs?





gwapo: HU U?


-
simberguenza!haha!
apternun.

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"PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"

ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?

PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö
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White guy: dude! Pwde kta tatawagin pre?

Black guy: bkit?

White guy: shortcut ng kapre eh... Haha

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i saT
undEr a treE
and t0ld d treE
wid tirS falin':

"y do i olweiz geT hurt? d0n't i dserVe 2 be hapi?"


d trEe answreD:

"d0n't cry my child.. .
evri'1 dsrves 2 b hapi and gettin hurt s parT of our lyf so cher up!"

my tirS st0pPd falin
and. . .

i ran fast
ScreamiN..




.waAAahH., matai nga kah0y!..
minst0rya!
haha ..

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Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi :

Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?

*tuwang tuwa ang babae at tmayo..

babae : oo, sasayaw ako!

lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah? :)))

HAHAH,lols

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HEART: mhl q tlga xa..

BRAIN: alm q, x0bra p nga db?

HEART: lm mu pla,bt plit mu p xang knkLmtn?

BRAIN: kc ayaw n ktang mxktan.

STOMACH: s s0bra m0ng pgm2hal,d kna kmkain.

EYES: pti aq npu2yat n..

LIVER: k0rek, pLgi k pNg uMi¡Nom, naAapek2han n kMe n kidNey.

LUNGS: aq dn nh2rPn ng huMinGa.

HEART:pXenxa n guYs ha...e2 tlga functi0n q e, aNg MAGMAHAL..

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Juan:bkt my tali k s paa?
Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.

hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
:))

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Magmahal?
Oo,
ngwa
k na.

Magpakatanga?
Oo,
nsubkn
k na.

Umiyak?
Oo,
ilang
bses n.

Sumuko?
Hnd p.
Bkt aq
ssuko?


Mukha
b aqng
wanted? :)

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i rili pik out d
BEST messge 2
send u..





Dis one cums
fr0m my heart...






T A K E













BALANG ka..



Hahahaha..:)

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kung ikaw
ay ice cream..

wg m0ng
hayaang
matunaw ka
ng hnd ka mn lng
natitikman..
hahaha..
h0w insPiring.

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pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo ..


PASALUBONG
kamo ! haha :D


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5 tips for a happy man's life


1 is to have a gurl to help you @ work,


2. have a gurl to take care & love u.


3. have a gurl who can make you laugh.


4. have a gurl who spoils u.

Lastly

5. make sure these FOUR gurls don't know each other.

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dalawang mag x nagkita..
x bf: ui..mzta na luvlyf?
girl: e2..parang 'yang gf mo....

...hindi maganda!



hehe

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N0EL: ippangalan
ko s aking anak
"LE0N" baliktad ng
N0EL.

NIN0: skin "0NIN"
baliktad ng NINO.






T0T0: wg ny0
ak0ng maisali-sali jan s usapan ny0!
hehe =]

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buLag at duLing magsusuntukan!


buLag: hay0p ka
duLing! Lumabas ka dyan,wag kang mgtago sa diLim!




duLing: in ur
dreams! bkt aq lalaBas eh daLawa kau! =

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when i die ..

i want to change the 'R.I.P' initials on my tombstone ..


instead of,
"Rest In Peace"


R-edhorse
i-padala
P-lease

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>Sabi ng mga pangit:

"what is beauty if your brain is empty?"



ganti ng mga magaganda at gwap0:

"what is knowledge if your face is damage?"

* Hahaha! :)

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I wanna be a billi0naire, so freaking bad, buying all the STING I never had. I wanna be on the c0ver of REDH0RSE magazine,
smiling next to C0BRA ENERGY, oh everytime I close my eyes, I see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT.
HAHA ! J0hann
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DIONISIA: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.

MANNY: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas!
Na mao!

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Pag ang
"ex" mu

s frnd mu
npunta

wg ka ng
mgta2ka

ksi san ba
npu2nta ang
"basura"sa

"plastik"d'ba?

Peru kung sa relativ mu
npunta,yun ang tnatawag na

"sagip
kapamilya"

hehe . wa nah .

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TAWA:Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak? Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!
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Pg
ntalis0d
Ka
pG
NdaSma
kA
Pg
nhuLog
Ka
pG
ntumBa
kA
at Nkita
mO cLaNg
Tinawanan Qah
Ka,
Wag kang mangamba
naxa l!k0d m0 lang ak0,




haLos mmtay na ak0 xa kakatawa--
^ amp Ng2 knunay . .

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Dying Chinese: "Ako lapit na patay. Ikaw sabi totoo kung sino ama ng bunso natin kasi pangit siya kumpala sa 9 kapatid niya."
Wife: "Siya lang tunay mo anak!"

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Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
Teacher:juan anung hayop ang nagsisimula sa letter k
Juan:mam kuto po
Teacher:hindi!! nagtatapos ito sa letter w
Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
Teacher:hindi!! Pang lupa ito
Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
Teacher:hindi!! May sungay toh
Juan:mam dimonyong kutow

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Tcher:ok claz, r
leson 4 2dy s
abwt planets.
Earth s d 3rd
planet frm d Sun.Nw,wat s nxt 2 Mercury?


benben: murag
Rose Pharmacy
mn tingali mam!d lng q sure ha! Hahahahaha!

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NEWS:
FLASH REPORT


'Baklang ginahasa, 2wang 2wa'


'Buntis sinaksak, bata nakaligtas'


'dalwang kaLbo, nagsabun0tan'


'isdang nalu2n0d, patay'

'basurer0 nag sampa ng kas0, Binasura'..


'buLAG nakapatay, nag dilim ang paningiN'


'0ngGoy, tawa ng tawa sa pag ba2sa ng txt hehe'!

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1 bata,ngpass ng blank pper s art tcher..

T: bkt blank ang work m?

B: ngdrowng po aq ng baka at damo.

T: (tningnn ang ppel) san ang damo?

B: ubos npo,kinain ng baka.

T: (kamot s ulo) e nsn ung baka?

B: ano p ga2wn ng baka jn e wla ng damo? sympre umalis n. common sense nmn mam!ü

haha.,
hap0n:-)
pauwi plang..w0o0o pag0d..tsk2., xkt sa ul0., ingat ang lhat:-)

yheL

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My ttl0ng bampira sa bar.
RICH VAMPIRE:oorder ako ng fresh blo0d.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE:skn isang order na dnuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE:hot water nlang skn.
WAITER:bkit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE:nkpulot ksi aq ng napkin sa kanto.Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako...hehehehe

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A g0rge0us lady was sitin al0ne n a bar.
Guy:hi der!

D lady ign0red him.

Guy:u caught my a10ti0n as i enter d bar,is it ok 2 get ur #?

Lady:f u have a BMW,A hauz n borcay,milli0ns of peso bnk acct n 7inches penis,den u can get my #.
but i gues u dnt hav it so.d answr s n0!

Guy:i dnt hve olthose, i juz hav a FERRARI,an ISLAND n palwan, biLi0n doLar bank acct. n excuse me,
i w0nt cut 2inches of my penis juz 4 ur #
.hahaha!!

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Tula ng manli2gaw:
O,mahal k0ng nila2ngit,nila2ngaw pati puwit...
kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba,sa utot mo ako'y tumba..
kung sa langit ika'y tala,Dito sa lupa ika'y tekla..
buhok m0ng paalon-alon,kuto mo'y patalon-talon..
mata m0ng maririkit,muta mo'y dikit-dikit..
ilong m0ng matang0s,sip0n mo'y umaag0s..
ngipin m0ng pantay-pantay,hininga m0'y am0y patay...!

Bow!
Hahaha.

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'mlupet na bnat ng chingliet na cute na 2ladq..ahaha

B:pgod knb?
G:huh..!bqt?
B:kc mghapun knang 2matakbo sa icp qoe..

E2 pah..
B:gus2 muh nb mgpahinga?
G:panu?
B:mtu2lug nq..

Ups isang mtndng sgot..
G:Foreign kb?
B:indi..bqt?
G:ndi q kc maintndhan mga pnagsa3v muh..

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What is the similarity between panty & sky?




SKY c0vers the wh0le populati0n




while




PANTY c0vers









the s0urce of populati0n!
HAHAHA:))

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Mtn0ng q Lang..



Nung bata kb knkgat m0 dn ung bakaL ng m0ng0L pEnciL m0 pra Lmbas ung eraser at mkpgbura ka?



Pnppak m0 dn b ung miL0?



Kmknta kadn b n00n sa hrp ng eLectric fan?



CnsiLip m0 dn b n0on ung ref kung mamamatay ung iLaw hbng cnsara?



kmkain k dn b ng nectar ng santan?



At ngsuLat knb ng pngaLan m0 s maaLikb0k na sskyan?



-nksmiLe ka n0?kz gnwa m0.
.hahaha..
>gandang umaga..ü

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Isang araw may nangingisda sa parke ang isang probinsyanong si Juan... Nakita sxa ng guard..

Guard: hoi!!! Bawal mamingwit dyan... Hindi mo ba nakikitaat nababsa? ''NO FISHING ALLOWED''

Juan: grabe ka naman... Nililiguan ko lang naman ang uod ko eh...

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C mahal sumakay na taxi..
MAHAL:dlaybel alam mo to adles..?
DRIVER:ano po adress...?
MAHAL:siksik oten patay titi...!
DRIVER:patingn nga....ah....
66010 PASAY CITY...!

MATH CLASS:

GURO: jUaN, kUnG aKo'Y mAy 5 aNaK sA uNaNg aSaWa aT 7 nAmAn sA pAnGaLaWa aT 3 sA pAnGaTLo, mEr0n ac0hNg ? . . .

JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .iSa kAnG kErEnGkEnG mA'aM, mALaNdi kA, hALiPaRoT, kALaDkAriN, mAkAti, mAhiLiG, pAriWaRa, p0kPoK, iMoRaL . . .

GURO: uMuPo kA, tAnG iNa mOh, di kA mAkAkApAsA gAg0!
-hala?

gt

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Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]

>nyahahahaa.

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Driver: oh ung mga panget jan pwde ng magsi-babaan, my checkp0int sa hrapan!

Pasahero: eh kuya? Cnu npo magMamaneho?
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Pare 1: pRe, wats ur bigGest fantasy?

Pare 2: to be kisSeD by sum1 in da rain.how aBouT u?

pare1: to be dat sum1 pare.

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Peter Pan once said that wen y0u cLose ur eyes and THINK 0f what y0u ever wanted t0 have, u'L FLY..


but h0w cUm when I think 0f y0u,



i FALL ?

char!nyt.

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wLa n c "2gEdEr" pTi c "4evEr"..
pn0 n c "pr0miz", maUuwi nLng b cLa kAy "mEm0riEs" at "gUdbyE"?
d2 n b pA2s0k c "hUrt", kc umAlis n c "l0vE"?
iNiwAn n Ni "y0u" c "mE".. kyA wLa n c "rElAti0nsHip"!
pti c "kiSs" aNd "hUg" nglAh0 n,c "tEars" nLng aNg ntirA!
kElan kyA drtiNg c "m0ve 0n"?
prA nMn mwLa c "l0nElinEs" at "sAdnEss"!
nhi2rApAn n kc c "hEart",nmi2z priN ñA c "Us" kht n dmtiNg n cLa kAy "brEak Up"!

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A very SAD story:


A guy visits his dying Chinese girl friend at d hospital. D Chinese girl said "Hong Pi Chik" den die. D guy went all d way to China to find d meaning of his friend's last w0rd. And he was sh0ck 2 kn0w d real meaning.






"WAG MO TAPAKAN ANG OXYGEN"

Ngek? =/

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Hindi kO
hinAhAn6ad na
ipagmlak! mO
n aqOey xau
ayOkO kO ln6
nman n xah
harap
ng..

maram!n6 taO
ganun mOh n ln6 aqOe
itan66i..

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Quotes of Success

"The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore."
-Dale Carnegie

"Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand."
-- Bruce Barton

"Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn't at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that?s where you will find success."
- Thomas J. Watson

"The successful always has a number of projects planned, to which he looks forward. Anyone of them could change the course of his life overnight."
-Mark Caine

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning."
- Christopher Morley

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning."
- Christopher Morley

"When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes as well as it can possibly be done, this is happiness, this is success."
Orison Swett Marden

Pity the man who inherits a million and isn't a millionaire.Here's what would be pitiful,if your income grew and you didn't.

"The great successful men of the world have used their imagination?they think ahead and create their mental picture in all its details, filling in here, adding a little there, altering this a bit and that a bit, but steadily building - steadily building."
Robert Collier

"Success doesn't come to you?you go to it."Marva Collins

"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will." Vincent T. Lombardi

"Success is a journey, not a destination." Ben Sweetland

If you care at all,you'll get some results.If you care enough, you'll get incredible results.

"The difference between failure and success is doing a thing nearly right and doing a thing exactly right." Edward Simmons


"Desire is the key to motivation, but it's the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal - a commitment to excellence - that will enable you to attain the success you seek." Mario Andretti - race car driver

"No one ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him; it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction." Charles Kendall Adams

"The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes."
Benjamin Disraeli

The most practical, beautiful, workable philosophy in the world won't work - if you won't.

"I believe the greater the handicap, the greater the triumph." John H. Johnson

Unless you change how you are,you will always have what you've got.

"My list of ingredients for success is divided into four basic groups: Inward, Outward, Upward and Onward." David Thomas

"A stumble may prevent a fall." English Proverb

Success is not so much what we have as it is what we are.

"God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." Swedish Proverb

"Possession of the ball is the key to winning in football, basketball, and the game of life." Laing Burns, Jr.

"Success is not permanent. The same is also true of failure." Dell Crossword

"Success often comes to those who have the aptitude to see way down the road." Laing Burns, Jr.

"There's no limit to what a man can achieve, if he doesn't care who gets the credit." Laing Burns, Jr.

"Truth, self control, asceticism, generosity, non-injury, constancy in virtue ? these are the means of success, not caste or family." Mahabharata

We can have more than we've got because we can become more than we are.

"Every one of us, unconsciously, works out a personal philosophy of life, by which we are guided, inspired, and corrected, as time goes on. It is this philosophy by which we measure out our days, and by which we advertise to all about us the man, or woman, that we are. . . . It takes but a brief time to scent the life philosophy of anyone. It is defined in the conversation, in the look of the eye, and in the general mien of the person. It has no hiding place. It's like the perfume of the flower ? unseen, but known almost instantly. It is the possession of the successful, and the happy. And it can be greatly embellished by the absorption of ideas and experiences of the useful of this earth." George Matthew Adams

It is easy to get to the top after you get through the crowd at the bottom .

"Unless you're willing to have a go, fail miserably, and have another go, success won't happen." Phillip Adams

The greatest form of maturity is at harvest time.That is when we must learn how to reap without complaint if the amounts are small and how to to reap without apology if the amounts are big.

"Failure seems to be regarded as the one unpardonable crime, success as the all-redeeming virtue, the acquisition of wealth as the single worthy aim of life. The hair-raising revelations of skullduggery and grand-scale thievery merely incite others to surpass by yet bolder outrages and more corrupt combinations." Charles Francis Adams II

"Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy." Aeschylus

"When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in." Aeschylus

"Health, happiness and success depend upon the fighting spirit of each person. The big thing is not what happens to us in life - but what we do about what happens to us." George Allen

"My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women." Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up." Woody Allen

"He who is silent is forgotten; he who does not advance falls back; he who stops is overwhelmed; out distanced, crushed; he who ceases t grow becomes smaller; he who leaves off, gives up; the condition of standing still is the beginning of the end." Henri Fr?d?ric Amiel

"Asked what his secret was for lasting so long and being so successful as the president of Yale University, Dr. James R. Angell explained: "Grow antennae, not horns." Dr. James Rowland Angell

"A most important key to successful leadership is your ability to direct and challenge the very best that is in those whom you lead." Anonymous

Success is not a destination, it's a journey.

"A successful man continues to look for work after he has found a job." Anonymous

"Act as though it is impossible to fail." Anonymous

"Act as though it is impossible to fail." Anonymous

"An Unfailing Success Plan: At each day?s end write down the six most important things to do tomorrow; number them in order of importance, and then do them." Anonymous

"As you climb the ladder of success, check occasionally to make sure it is leaning against the right wall." Anonymous

"Be self-reliant and your success is assured." Anonymous

"Choice, not circumstances, determines your success." Anonymous

"Confidence is the companion of success." Anonymous

My goal is to translate response into results.Some teachers teach for others to learn.That's not me.Some teachers teach for others to accomplish.That is me.

"Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it." Anonymous

"Find a meaningful need and fill it better than anyone else." Anonymous

"He who does not tire, tires adversity." Anonymous

The most important question to ask on the job is not "what am I getting?" The most important question to ask is "What am I becoming?"

"If at first you do succeed try not to look too surprised." Anonymous

"If you would live your life with ease; do what you ought, not what you please." Anonymous

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running.

"In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail." Anonymous

"It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final." Anonymous

"Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up." Anonymous

"Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success." Anonymous

"No one can change another person?s beliefs. But you can be accepting of his beliefs and then slowly build an influence for the other person to change himself." Anonymous

"Persistence gives confidence and continued right mental attitude followed by consistent action will bring success. When you have that knowing inside of you, fear has vanished and the obstruction to a life of all good removed." Anonymous

"So far the only successful substitute for brains is silence." Anonymous

"Success always occurs in private and failure in full public view." Anonymous

"Success comes before work only in the dictionary." Anonymous

The real oppurtunity for success lies within the person and not in the job .

"Success does not come to those who wait . . . and it does not wait for anyone to come to it." Anonymous

"Success in our calling is the result of a person?s love of and belief in the work he has undertaken. Earnest and conscientious labor often accomplishes more in the end than brilliant genius." Anonymous

"Success is not access to excess." Anonymous

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." Anonymous

Life is a unique combination of "want to"and"how to"and we need to give equal attention to both.

"Success is still the constant application of the Golden Rule." Anonymous

"Success: willing to do what the average person is not willing to do." Anonymous

Take Time: Take time to think-
It is the source of all power. Take time to read- It is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to play- It is the source of perpetual youth. Take time to be quiet- It is the opportunity to seek God.
Take time to be aware- It is the opportunity to help others. Take time to love and be loved- It is God?s greatest gift.
Take time to laugh- It is the music of the soul. Take time to be friendly- It is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream- It is what the future is made of. Take time to pray- It is the greatest power on earth.
Take time to give- It is too short a day to be selfish. Take time to work- It is the price of success. There is a time for everything. . . .[Ecclesiastes 3:1-8]Bible

"The key to happiness is having dreams. The key to success is making your dreams?come true."Anonymous

"The Lord gives us a plan to follow. It is outlined in His commandments. And all those commandments are designed to build stability within us. We are not to excuse our failures and weaknesses: We are not to say we are made the way we are, And thereby justify our sins. The Lord expects us to rise above our weakness, become strong, and pattern ourselves after Him.Anonymous

Discipline yourself to do the things you need to do the things you need to do when you need to them,and the day will come when you will be able to do the things you want to do them!

"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure & success."Anonymous

Life asks us to make measurable progress in a reasonable time.That's why they make those fourth grade chair so small.

"To enter heaven, a man must take it with him."Anonymous

"Two rules of success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know."Anonymous

"What am I willing to sacrifice for what I want to become?"Anonymous

"Yesterday's failures are today's seeds That must be diligently planted to be able to abundantly harvest Tomorrow's success."Anonymous

"Yielding is sometimes the best way of succeeding."Anonymous

"You cannot sit on the road to success for if you do, you will get run over."Anonymous

"You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much."Anonymous

"The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. Let a man lose everything else in the world but his enthusiasm and he will come through again to success."H.W. Arnold
Part of success is preparation on purpose.
"One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation."Arthur Ashe

"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."Lady Nancy Astor

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination.

"It is a shameful thing for the soul to faint while the body still perseveres." Marcus Aurelius Antonimus "One of the commonest mistakes and one of the costliest is thinking that success is due to some genius, some magic ? something or other which we do not possess. Success is generally due to holding on, and failure to letting go. You decide to learn a language, study music, take a course of reading, train yourself physically. Will it be success or failure? It depends upon how much pluck and perseverance that word ?decide? contains. The decision that nothing can overrule, the grip that nothing can detach will bring success. Remember the Chinese proverb, ?With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin."
Maltbie Davenport Babcock

"Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final."Roger Ward Babson

"I was made to work. If you are equally industrious, you will be equally successful." Johann Sebastian Bach
"Whatever task you undertake, do it with all your heart and soul. Always be courteous, never be discouraged. Beware of him who promises something for nothing. Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures. Do not look for approval except the consciousness of doing your best."Bernard Mannes baruch

"If there is any one axiom that I have tried to live up to in trying to become successful in business, it is the fact that I have tried to surround myself with associates that know more about business than I do. This policy has always been very successful and is still working for me."Monte L. Bean

"The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. . . It is the man who carefully advances step by step, with his mind becoming wider and wider ? and progressively better able to grasp any theme or situation ? persevering in what he knows to be practical, and concentrating his thought upon it, who is bound to succeed in the greatest degree."Alexander Graham Bell

"Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and?knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family!" Joachim Du Bellay
"Companies which get misled by their own success are sure to be blind sided."Warren G. Bennis

"You must not allow yourselves to become discouraged. Missionary work brings joy, optimism, and happiness. Don't give Satan an opportunity to discourage you. Here again, work is the answer. The Lord has given us a key by which we can overcome discouragement: "Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart; and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light." (Matthew 11:28-30.)"Ezra Taft Benson

"The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in business. You've got to keep working that talent."Irving Berlin

Motivating gets you going and habit gets you there . Make motivating a habit and you will get there more quickly and have more fun on the trip.

"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction."Al Bernstein

"Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man." Frederick Edwin Smith, Lord Birkenhead
"If at first you don?t succeed, think how many people you?ve made happy."H. Duane Black

"The victory o? success is half won when one gains the habit of work."Sarah Knowles Bolton

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."Erma Bombeck

"Successful men are influenced by desire for pleasing results. Failures are influenced by desire for pleasing methods."
Frank E. Brennan

"Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success." Dr. Joyce Brothers

To respond is positive, to react is negative.

"1. Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.
3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.
6. Be generous.
7. Have a grateful heart.
8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.
9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.
12. Commit yourself to quality.
13. Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationship with people you love and respect.
14. Be loyal.
15. Be honest.
16. Be a self-starter.
17. Be decisive even it it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
20. Take good care of those you love.
21. Don't do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud."H. Jackson Brown Jr.

"Men are failures, not because they are stupid, but because they are not sufficiently impassioned."Struther Burt

"Experience shows that success is due less to ability than to zeal. The winner is he who gives himself to his work, body and soul."Sir Thomas Fowell Buxton

Success is the study of the Obvious.Everyone should take Obvious 1 and Obvious 2 in school.

"The road to success is not to be run upon by seven-leagued boots. Step by step, little by little, bit by bit?that is the way to wealth, that is the way to wisdom, that is the way to glory." Sir Thomas Fowell Buxton
"They never fail who die in a great cause."George Gordon, Lord Byron

"Success in business implies optimism, mutual confidence, and fair play. A business man must hold a high opinion of the worth of what he has to sell and he must feel that he is a useful public servant."R.H. Cabell

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."Herman Cain

"The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team ought to get credit for the wins and the losses. Successes have many?fathers, failures have none." Philip Caldwell

"The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass." Albert Camus

"Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them." Albert Camus

You are the only one who can use your ability. It is an awesome responsibility.

"It takes 20 years to make an overnight success." Eddie Cantor

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor." Truman Capote

"I believe that the true road to preeminent success in any line is to make yourself master of that line." Andrew Carnegie

"Put all your eggs in one basket and watch that basket." Andrew Carnegie

"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." Dale Carnegie

"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get." Dale Carnegie

"When you have much success, two things happen. The first is that we begin to take success for granted. The second is that we forget how we got here?namely, by exceptionally hard work and in spite of intense competition." Jack Mack Carter

There are some things you don't have to know how it works.The main thing is that it works.While some people are studying the roots,others are picking the fruit. It just depends which end of this you want to get in on.

"Our duty as men is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation."
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." Winston Churchill

"No one can guarantee success in war, but only deserve it." Winston Churchill

Ambition, fueled by compassion, wisdom and integrity, is a powerful force for good that will turn the wheels of industry and open the doors of oppurtunity for you and countless others.
Zig Ziglar


"There are men in the world who derive an exaltation from the proximity of disaster and ruin, as other from success."
Winston Churchill

"There is but one straight road to success, and that is merit. The man who is successful is the man who is useful. Capacity never lacks opportunity. It can not remain undiscovered, because it is sought by too many anxious to use it."
Bourke Cockran

"Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure." confucius

"Perhaps the reward of the spirit who tries. Is not the goal but the exercise." Edmund Vance Cooke

"I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Bill Cosby

"An empowered organization is one in which individuals have the knowledge, skill, desire, and opportunity to personally succeed in a way?that leads to collective organizational success."
Stephen Covey
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." Quentin Crisp

At the end of each you should play back the tapes of your performance. The result should either applaud youor prod you.

"To me success would be to be able to do your very best in everything you do." Paul Cummings

"In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time." Anthony D'Angelo
"History records the successes of men with objectives and a sense of direction. Oblivion is the position of small men overwhelmed by obstacles." William Danforth

"Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it." Josephus Daniels

If we don't start,it's certain we can't arrive.

"I always suspect an artist who is successful before he is dead." Edgar Degas

"Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue." Demosthenes

"Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed." Emily Dickinson

"Somehow I can?t believe there are many heights that can?t be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. This special secret can be summarized in four C?s. They are: curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy, and the greatest of these is confidence." Walt Disney

"As a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the greatest success in life." Benjamin Disraeli
"The Duke of Wellington brought to the post of first minister immortal fame,?a quality of success which would almost seem to include all others." Benjamin Disraeli

"The most successful people in life are generally those who have the best information." Benjamin Disraeli
"The secret of success is constancy to purpose." Benjamin Disraeli

"What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens." Benjamin Disraeli

"Life has no smooth road for any of us; and in the bracing atmosphere of a high aim the very roughness stimulates the climber to steadier steps, till the legend, "over steep ways to the stars," fulfills itself." W.C. Doane

"Sometimes a noble failure serves the world as faithfully as a distinguished success." Dowden

Obviously, there is little you can learn from doing nothing.

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them." Dick Van Dyke
"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
Bob Dylan

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Thomas Edison

"If A equal success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut." Albert Einstein

"The crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system suffers from this evil. An exaggerated competitive attitude is inculcated into the student, who is trained to worship acquisitive success as a preparation for his future career." Albert Einstein

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather to become a man of value. He is considered successful in our day who gets more out of life than he puts in. But a man of value will give more than he receives." Albert Einstein

"We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective." Eisenhower

"If a man write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mouse-trap than his neighbor, tho' he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Self-trust is the first secret of success." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"There is no way to success in our art but to take off your coat, grind paint, and work like a digger on the railroad, all day and every day." Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your business is never really good or bad "out there" your business is either good or bad right between your own two ears.

"To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To give of one's self;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition;
To have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived ?
This is to have succeeded."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom." Euripides

"Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it." Sam Ewing

"What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind there are just four essential ingredients: Choose a career you love . . . Give it the best there is in you . . . Seize your opportunities And be a member of the team. In no country but America, I believe, is it possible to fulfill all four of these requirements." Benjamin Fairless

Success is not to be pursued;it is to be attracted by the person we become.
Jim Rohn


"Deliver me from all evildoers that talk nothing but sickness and failure. Grant me the companionship of men who think success and men who work for it. Loan me associates who cheerfully face the problems of a day and try hard to overcome them. Relieve me of all cynics and critics. Give me good health and the strength to be of real service to the world, and I'll get all that's good for me, and will what's left to those who want it." William Feather

"The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words: "I did not have time." Franklin Field

"Twelve Priceless Qualities of Success:
1. The value of time.
2. The success of perseverance.
3. The pleasure of working.
4. The dignity of simplicity.
5. The worth of character.
6. The power of kindness.
7. The influence of example.
8. The obligation of duty.
9. The wisdom of economy.
10. The virtue of patience.
11. The improvement of talent.
12. The joy of originating."
Marshall Field

"Keep these concepts in mind: You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. . . . Don't worry about failure. My suggestion to each of you: Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try." Sherman Finesilver

"Success as I see it, is a result, not a goal." Gustave Flaubert

"History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heart-breaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats." B.C. Forbes

"Failure is success if we learn from it." Malcolm Forbes

"The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed." Henry Ford

"The secret of success is constancy to purpose." Benjamin Franklin

"Good is not good where better is expected." Thomas Fuller

"A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." Walter Gagehot

"I buy when other people are selling." J. Paul Getty

"No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or "get rich" in business by being a conformist." J.Paul Getty

"Success is always temporary. When all is said and done, the only thing you'll have left is your character." Vince Gill

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made." Jean Giraudoux

"On the pinnacle of success man does not stand firm long." Goethe

"The passing day is prey to error. Time commands success and achievement." Goethe

"Pleasures, riches, honor and joy are sure to have care, disgrace, adversity and affliction in their train. There is no pleasure without pain, no joy without sorrow. O the folly of expecting lasting felicity in a vale of tears, or a paradise in a ruined world." Gotthold

"Successful men are influenced by the desire for pleasing results. Failures are influenced by the desire for pleasing methods and are inclined to be satisfied with such results as can be obtained by doing things they like to do. The common denominator of success - the secret of every man who has ever been successful - lies in the fact that he formed the habit of doing things that failures don?t like to do." Albert Gray

"We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are due to heredity, and how far to environment. But environment is the easier of the two to improve." Haldane

"Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this: When I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me. I explore it in all its bearings. My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the effort which I have made is what people are pleased to call the fruit of genius. It is the fruit of labor and thought." Alexander Hamilton

"Many a one has succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat, he would never have known any great victory." Orison Sweet Marden

"You can do anything you wish to do, have anything you wish to have, be anything you wish to be." Robert Collier

"The first requisite of success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies to one problem without growing weary." Thomas Edison

"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent return on energy!"
Brian Tracy


"Achievement seems to be connected with action. Successful men and women keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit." Conrad Hilton

"You don't become enormously successful without encountering and overcoming a number of extremely challenging problems." Mark Victor Hansen

"Personal development is your springboard to personal excellence. Ongoing, continuous, non-stop personal development literally assures you that there is no limit to what you can accomplish."
Brian Tracy


"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."

I found it easier to get rich than I did to make excuses.
Jim Rohn


"He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king." John Milton

"Time is our most valuable asset, yet we tend to waste it, kill it, and spend it rather than invest it."
Jim Rohn


"The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want." Ben Stein

"I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature." John D. Rockefeller

"The successful person has the habit of doing the things failures don't like to do. They don't like doing them either necessarily. But their disliking is subordinated to the strength of their purpose." E.M. Gray

"The problem with most failing businesses is not that their owners don?t know enough about finance, marketing, management, and operations -- they don?t, but those things are easy enough to learn -- but that they spend their time and energy defending what they think they know. My experience has shown me that the people who are exceptionally good in business aren?t so because of what they know but because of their insatiable need to know more." Michael Gerber


Goodbye Quotes

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes.  A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.  And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.  ~Richard Bach


We only part to meet again.  ~John Gay


Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell.  ~Jean Paul Richter


Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.  ~Emily Dickinson, "Parting"


Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?  ~Author Unknown


Gone - flitted away,
Taken the stars from the night and the sun
From the day!
Gone, and a cloud in my heart.
~Alfred Tennyson


Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together?  I guess that wouldn't work.  Someone would leave.  Someone always leaves.  Then we would have to say good-bye.  I hate good-byes.  I know what I need.  I need more hellos.  ~Charles M. Schulz


Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.  ~Henry David Thoreau


How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.  ~Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie


Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I'll miss you
Until we meet again!
~Author Unknown


The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.  ~Ivy Baker Priest


Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair.  ~William Cowper


Excuse me, then! you know my heart;
But dearest friends, alas! must part.
~John Gay


To die and part is a less evil; but to part and live, there, there is the torment.  ~George Lansdowne


May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back.  May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields.  And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.  ~Irish Blessing


Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.
~Dale Evans


No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.  ~Robert Southey


Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?  ~Richard Bach


Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.  ~Garrison Keillor


What shall I do with all the days and hours
That must be counted ere I see thy face?
How shall I charm the interval that lowers
Between this time and that sweet time of grace?
~Frances Anne Kemble


Not to understand a treasure's worth till time has stole away the slighted good, is cause of half the poverty we feel, and makes the world the wilderness it is.  ~William Cowper


She went her unremembering way,
She went and left in me
The pang of all the partings gone,
And partings yet to be.
~Francis Thompson


Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.  ~George Eliot


Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.  ~Kay Knudsen


The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.  ~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook


You and I will meet again
When we're least expecting it
One day in some far off place
I will recognize your face
I won't say goodbye my friend
For you and I will meet again
~Tom Petty


Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.  ~William Shakespeare


In the hope to meet
Shortly again, and make our absence sweet.
~Ben Jonson


Some people come into our lives and quickly go.  Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.  ~Flavia Weedn, Forever.


So sweetly she bade me adieu,
I thought that she bade me return.
~William Shenstone


But fate ordains that dearest friends must part.  ~Edward Young


Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.  ~John Dryden


Where is the good in goodbye?  ~Meredith Willson, The Music Man  (Thanks, Thomas)



Distance of time and place generally cure what they seem to aggravate; and taking leave of our friends resembles taking leave of the world, of which it has been said, that it is not death, but dying, which is terrible.  ~Henry Fielding


As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death.  ~Anna Brownell Jameson


Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.  ~A.A. Milne


As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence.  ~Alcibiades


May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
~Irish Blessing


Good-byes breed a sort of distaste for whomever you say good-bye to; this hurts, you feel, this must not happen again.  ~Elizabeth Bowen


May the sun shine, all day long,
everything go right, and nothing wrong.
May those you love bring love back to you,
and may all the wishes you wish come true!
~Irish Blessing


May you always have walls for the winds,
a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire,
laughter to cheer you, those you love near you,
and all your heart might desire.
~Irish Blessing


Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.  ~Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, translated from French


Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.  ~Tryon Edwards


Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.  ~Kahlil Gibran


Farewell, my sister, fare thee well.
The elements be kind to thee, and make
Thy spirits all of comfort: fare thee well.
~William Shakespeare


A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.  ~Helen Rowland


The return makes one love the farewell.  ~Alfred De Musset


You're searching...
For things that don't exist; I mean beginnings.
Ends and beginnings - there are no such things.
There are only middles.
~Robert Frost, Mountain Interval, "In the Home Stretch"


Fare thee well! and if for ever,
Still for ever, fare thee well.
~Lord Byron


May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.  ~Irish Toast


If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.  ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi


Ye flowers that drop, forsaken by the spring,
Ye birds that, left by summer, cease to sing,
Ye trees that fade, when Autumn heats remove,
Say, is not absence death to those who love?
~Alexander Pope


The best things said come last.  People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.  ~Alan Alda


May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
~Irish Blessing


That bitter word, which closed all earthly friendships and finished every feast of love farewell!  ~Robert Pollok


One kind kiss before we part,
Drop a tear, and bid adieu;
Though we sever, my fond heart
Till we meet shall pant for you.
~Robert Dodsley


The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it?  ~Nicholas Rowe


Adieu! I have too grieved a heart to take a tedious leave.  ~William Shakespeare


A sunbeam to warm you,
A moonbeam to charm you,
A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
~Irish Blessing


Where'er I roam, whatever realms to see,
My heart untravelled, fondly turns to thee;
Still to my brother turns, with ceaseless pain,
And drags at each remove a lengthening chain.
~Oliver Goldsmith, The Traveller


If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?  ~Allen Collins and Ronnie Van Zant, "Free Bird," One More From the Road, 1973, performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd


Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.  ~Lazurus Long


May brooks and trees and singing hills
Join in the chorus too,
And every gentle wind that blows
Send happiness to you.
~Irish Blessing


I wanted a perfect ending.  Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.  Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.  ~Gilda Radner


Sweet is the memory of distant friends!  Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly, on the heart.  ~Washington Irving


Farewell! a word that must be, and hath been -
A sound which makes us linger; - yet - farewell!
~Lord Byron


Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the word.  Solitude has long since turned brown and withered, sitting bitter in my mouth and heavy in my veins.  ~R.M. Grenon


Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will.  ~Author Unknown


Farewell!
For in that word - that fatal word - howe'er
We promise - hope - believe - there breathes despair.
~Lord Byron


Let's not unman each other - part at once;
All farewells should be sudden, when forever,
Else they make an eternity of moments,
And clog the last sad sands of life with tears.
~Lord Byron


A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again.  ~Author Unknown


A chord, stronger or weaker, is snapped asunder in every parting, and time's busy fingers are not practiced in re-splicing broken ties.  Meet again you may; will it be in the same way?  With the same sympathies?  With the same sentiments?  Will the souls, hurrying on in diverse paths, unite once more, as if the interval had been a dream?  Rarely, rarely!  ~Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton


Never part without loving words to think of during your absence.  It may be that you will not meet again in this life.  ~Jean Paul Richter


Don't cry because it's over.  Smile because it happened.  ~Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed  


 

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Quotes 4 Friendship

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

A road to a friend’s house is never long.

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.

Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

Your friends are what will matter in the end.